Grandpa Dick
By Thomas JeffreyArticle Posted: Wednesday December 6, 2006
In what will undoubtedly become fodder for the late night talk show hosts, it was announced on Wednesday that Vice President Dick Cheney’s daughter Mary is expecting her first child next year—out of wedlock!
Ms. Cheney, who apparently has no plans to marry the father of her unborn child, had her pregnancy announced through her spokesperson who stated that “the vice president and Mrs. Cheney are looking forward with eager anticipation to the arrival of their sixth grandchild.”
And to add even more fuel to his immoral fire, apparently Mary Cheney has also been living in sin for the past 15 years with someone else, with whom she apparently plans to raise the child in suburban Virginia.
No wonder the Religious Right is upset with the Bush Administration, they’ve completely lost touch with the family values agenda that they were championing just 2 years ago.
Somebody get Ted Haggard on the phone—we need an intervention at the White House!
Sources:
Mary Cheney and Partner Are About to Be Moms—Washington Post
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Podcast #117
By Thomas JeffreyArticle Posted: Tuesday April 15, 2008
Leftwing Nutjob Podcast, Episode 117, for Sunday, April 13, 2008
Penn hits the bricks, Iran in the spotlight again, the Obama money machine, al Qaeda’s rising star and more!