Spoiling For A Fight
By Thomas JeffreyArticle Posted: Wednesday May 27, 2009
It seems that North Korean President Kim Jong Il may finally be granted his death wish following his country’s idiotic and provocative behavior over this past weekend.
Following a test launch of a long range missile last month over Japanese airspace — one that analysts believe could reach the Hawaiian Islands — the PRK further upped the ante over the past week by conducting six short range missile test launches. Then, when things seemed like they couldn’t get any nuttier, North Korea went all in on Monday by conducting its second nuclear weapon test in an underground bunker in northern part of that country.
And as the United Nations Security Council scrambled to author yet another condemnation of the PRK’s actions, Kim Jong Il’s government took matters further on Wednesday by announcing to the world that it no longer considered itself bound by the 1953 cease fire agreement that ended the Korean War and sent Hawkeye, Klinger, Col. Potter and Maj. Houlihan back home stateside.
The KCNA, North Korea’s official government mouthpiece, has attributed the actions of the PRK as merely a response to the decision by its estranged neighbors to the south to join the Proliferation Security Initiative (PSI) – a “US-led campaign to search ships carrying suspicious cargoes to prevent trafficking of weapons of mass destruction.”
But as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and other diplomats around the globe roll out the same old platitudes about Kim Jong Il’s despondent temper tantrums, this Leftwing Nutjob is downright concerned that while the Dr. Phil’s of the world are busy psychoanalyzing this wackjob, he drops a few half-baked nukes on downtown Tokyo and Honolulu and rendering a few billions dollars in real estate uninhabitable for the next one thousand years.
The time has come to remove this canker from the world’s ass once and for all. Nuke Pyongyang from orbit — it’s the only way to be sure.
Sources
Clinton gives North Korea warning
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Podcast #117
By Thomas JeffreyArticle Posted: Tuesday April 15, 2008
Leftwing Nutjob Podcast, Episode 117, for Sunday, April 13, 2008
Penn hits the bricks, Iran in the spotlight again, the Obama money machine, al Qaeda’s rising star and more!